Wednesday, January 2, 2008

IIT Madras Lingo

Bog /bog/ n. toilet, rest-room

Cup /kup/ v. to fail at something. cup-level /kup-le-well/ adj. pathetic (also cuppax)

Funda /fun-da/ pl. fundaes /fun-days/ n. something that explains. hi-funda /high-fun-da/ adj. brilliant

Gult /gult/ n. a person whose native language is Telugu. gulted /gult-ed/ adj. screwed-up (also gultax)

Hajjaar /haj-jar/ adj. denoting a great degree of. - Syn. many, much, very

Junta /jun-tha/ n. general public, including gults

Level /le-well/ adj. of a high standard. (as a suffix) similar, resembling

Maajar /maa-jrr/ adj. greater in size, amount, number, or extent

Ob /ob/ w. abbr. obviously

Pack /paek/ v. to give up, to get up and leave. pack-level /paek-le-well/ adj. cup-level

Pain /pay-n/ n. irritate, bore

Pseud /sood/ adj. cool, neat, fashionable. pseud value /sood-val-you/ n. coolness, neatness

Put /put/ v. do, read, write, sing, dance, perform a manicure, rob a bank etc. etc.

Puts (in the form ‘puts with’ /puts-vith/) v. have sexual intercourse

Shady /shay-de/ adj. suspicious, disreputable, dubious, generally bad….

Slisha /sly-sha/ adj. to a small extent, to a hajjaar extent (sarcastic usage)

Thadaal /tha-daal/ adj. amazing, too-cool, pseud, hi-funda

Warrashsht /wur-ush-t/ adj. horrible, the pits, cup-level, hajjaar shady


In the Hostels

Hey, where to put piss? (Hello, where do I urinate?)

Bog? Ob, but put fundaes. (In the toilet? Obviously, but how do I get there?)

Waaarrraaashsht! (That’s the toilet????)


In Class

Class is slisha paining. (The class is very boring.)

Ob! The Prof is maajarly cuppax (Yes, you are correct. The professor is greatly pathetic.)


You get the general picture, don’t you? Now, if you have any questions or doubts regarding this beautiful language, we’ll be happy to answer them for you.

Q: What is the correct grammatical usage of ‘puts with’?

A: This is a handy phrase used to denote the act of fornication.

Eg. “Jennifer is pregnant.” “Oh good, who did she puts with?”


Q. Which of these is correct: “Ekta Kapoor is maajarly cup-level” or “Krish Srikkanth is hajjaar warrashsht”?

A: Both are. Also, alternatively, you could use “Ekta Kapoor and Krish Srikkanth are shady junta.”


Q. I majored in English and I strongly believe that the plural of ‘funda’ is ‘fundae’ and not ‘fundaes’ as you have wrongly mentioned. What do you have to say to that, mister?

A. Whoever put fundaes on English to you was ob cup-level. Now stop paining and pack.


Q. Is there any difference between “Maajar” and “hajjaar”?

A. Ob. The word ‘maajar’ can be used while dealing with military matters such as: “Maajar Ram Prasad Sharma put pseud-value by putting victory against the terrorist junta” whereas ‘hajjaar’ should be used only to describe things that are ‘hajjaar’ something.

Eg. I had hajjaar beard. So I put shave.

Source: Vinod G

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